the grande allusion

My name is Joel and I'm 18 years of age.

We are nothing without our image, without our projection, without the spiritual hologram of who we percieve ourselves to be or rather to become in the future.
Lily Allen

—Sheezus

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ilivefortheapplause:

ilivefortheapplause:

Lily Allen | SHEEZUS

Riri (Rihanna) is’nt scared of Katy Perry’s roaring, Queen B’s gone back to the drawing, Lorde smells blood, yeah, she’s about to slay you, kid ain’t one to fuck with, when she’s only on her debut. We’re all watching Gaga lolohaha, dying for the art, so really she’s a martyr, 2nd best will never cut it for the divas, give me that crown, bitch. I WANNA BE SHEEZUS.”

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